!stats [player name]EveryoneLifetime and current performance
Leave the name off for your own record, or enter part of a connected player's name.
Aliases: !stat
Zipnar's Quake Live servers
Type these commands into Quake Live chat on any Zipnar server. Aliases are interchangeable, bracketed arguments are optional, and angle-bracket arguments are required.
Five useful first moves
You do not need to memorize the whole page. These cover the questions that come up most often.
!statsSee your record!ratingsRate the lobby!teamsCheck team balance!mapsBrowse the rotation!funsoundsOpen the sound listCommand reference
Check the numbers without leaving the match.
!stats [player name]EveryoneLeave the name off for your own record, or enter part of a connected player's name.
Aliases: !stat
!leaderboard [ffa|ca|ft|duel|tdm]EveryoneWithout a mode, the command uses the game type currently running on the server.
Aliases: !leaders · !lb
!elo [player name]EveryoneRatings are mode-specific. An omitted name means you.
Aliases: !rating
!elosEveryoneA quick lobby-wide view using the current game mode.
Aliases: !ratings
Command reference
Balance a lobby, see who is waiting and keep warmup moving.
!teamsEveryoneWorks in CA, Freeze Tag and TDM. During warmup it may propose a fairer player swap.
Aliases: !bteams · !balance
!aEveryoneOnly the two proposed players can agree, and both must accept while the match is still in warmup.
Aliases: !agree
!qEveryoneLists waiting spectators in the order they began spectating.
Aliases: !queue
!sEveryoneSee who is watching or waiting without opening the scoreboard.
Aliases: !specs
Command reference
Inspect recent matches and the rotation.
!lmEveryoneResults are scoped to the current game mode.
Aliases: !lastmap · !lastmaps
!mappool [page]EveryoneUse a page number to move through the complete rotation.
Aliases: !maps
Command reference
Find players, server rules and the right command for the job.
!alias <player name>EveryoneEnter enough of a connected player's name to identify them.
Aliases: !aliases
!commands [ratings|teams|maps|players|server]EveryoneChoose a topic for a shorter list, or omit it for the overview.
Aliases: !help · !lc · !listcmds · !listcommands
!rulesEveryoneShows current limits, game mode and the rating policy.
Aliases: No aliases
Command reference
Discover, play or mute the server soundboard.
!soundhelpEveryoneExplains discovery, playback and personal sound controls.
Aliases: !zipnarsounds
!eventsounds [on|off|status]EveryoneYour opt-out applies to event audio and player-triggered soundboard clips.
Aliases: !eventaudio
!funsounds [page]EveryoneShows 12 sounds per page. The full searchable catalog is below.
Aliases: !soundboard
!fun <name or trigger phrase>EveryoneYou can also type an exact trigger phrase as a normal chat message. Playback respects the server cooldown and each listener's preference.
Aliases: !playsound
Command reference
Restricted diagnostics and controls for moderators and administrators.
!soundeventsModeratorModerator access. Lists event names and whether each one is enabled.
Aliases: No aliases
!soundtest <event-name|sound/path.wav>AdministratorAdministrator access. Playback is sent only to the administrator.
Aliases: No aliases
!soundevent <configured-event-name>AdministratorAdministrator access. Plays the selected event globally.
Aliases: No aliases
!soundreloadAdministratorAdministrator access. Re-reads the event-sound JSON without restarting the server.
Aliases: No aliases
!goretestAdministratorAdministrator access. Available outside Freeze Tag.
Aliases: No aliases
Complete soundboard
250 Gen-X movie quotes plus 16 Quake and server originals. Search by phrase, film, command key or situation.
In game, use !fun <phrase> or send an exact trigger phrase as ordinary chat. Copy buttons below copy only the phrase you need.
Quake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
anarkiQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
rattle me bonesQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
deniedQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
doomQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
excellentQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
fightQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
gongQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
high scoreQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
holy shit / holyshitQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
humiliationQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
impressiveQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
orbbQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
perfectQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
quad god / quadgodQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
ho ho hoQuake / Zipnar custom
Zipnar server original
sarge says hiA Fish Called Wanda (1988)
taunt
so dumbA Fish Called Wanda (1988)
banter
englishmenA Fish Called Wanda (1988)
banter
limey weekA Fish Called Wanda (1988)
taunt
call me stupidA Fish Called Wanda (1988)
taunt
wake up fishAliens (1986)
round start
got a purposeAliens (1986)
fail
could be betterAliens (1986)
loss / panic
game overAliens (1986)
attack
get awayAliens (1986)
big finish
nuke itApocalypse Now (1979)
challenge
shall we danceApocalypse Now (1979)
death / loss
the horrorApocalypse Now (1979)
explosive kill
napalmApocalypse Now (1979)
banter
you smell thatBack To The Future (1985)
taunt
buttheadBack To The Future (1985)
taunt
slackerBack To The Future (1985)
surprise
time machineBraveheart (1995)
challenge
ready for warBraveheart (1995)
defiance
not be ruledBraveheart (1995)
taunt
shakyBraveheart (1995)
round start
arm yourselvesBraveheart (1995)
challenge
pick a fightClear and Present Danger (1994)
explosion
boomClear and Present Danger (1994)
burn / rail
extra crispyClear and Present Danger (1994)
refusal
dont danceClear and Present Danger (1994)
sign-off
nice dayClear and Present Danger (1994)
target call
new targetClue (1985)
death
just deathClue (1985)
sarcasm
everything fineClue (1985)
rage
flamesClue (1985)
chaos
armageddonClue (1985)
arrival
singing telegramDirty Harry (1971)
challenge
feel luckyThe Edge (1997)
support
dont dieThe Edge (1997)
banter
bitter and murkyThe Edge (1997)
defiance
lay downThe Edge (1997)
attack
kill the bearThe Edge (1997)
hype
one man canEnd of Days (1999)
banter
breakfastEnd of Days (1999)
banter
library cardEnd of Days (1999)
team
good guysEnd of Days (1999)
banter
ordered a hitEnd of Days (1999)
panic
never sleepingEvolution (2001)
banter
human beingEvolution (2001)
warning
tell anyoneEvolution (2001)
danger
dies firstEvolution (2001)
banter
birdieEvolution (2001)
banter
single celledThe Fifth Element (1997)
respawn
cat comes backThe Fifth Element (1997)
hype
hot hot hotThe Fifth Element (1997)
objective
save the worldThe Fifth Element (1997)
multi-kill
negotiateThe Fifth Element (1997)
approval
greenGettysburg (1993)
late join
too lateGettysburg (1993)
banter
congressGettysburg (1993)
danger
devil to payGettysburg (1993)
defense
can you holdGettysburg (1993)
deathmatch
see you in hellGladiator (2000)
win / multi-kill
not entertainedGladiator (2000)
round start
unleash hellGladiator (2000)
team
strength honorGladiator (2000)
survival
wont dieGladiator (2000)
challenge
die with honorGoldeneye (1995)
taunt
good boyGoldeneye (1995)
attack
no more foreplayGoldeneye (1995)
counter-taunt
you firstGoldeneye (1995)
hype
invincibleGoldeneye (1995)
intro
james bondGroundHog Day (1993)
banter
drive angryGroundHog Day (1993)
leave
checking outGroundHog Day (1993)
map change
different is goodGroundHog Day (1993)
fall / launch
doozeyGroundHog Day (1993)
banter
emergencyThe Hunt for Red October (1990)
damage
bulletsThe Hunt for Red October (1990)
duel
flinchThe Hunt for Red October (1990)
defense
countermeasuresThe Hunt for Red October (1990)
turnaround
crazy ivanThe Hunt for Red October (1990)
rally
get over hereIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
banter
archaeologyIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
escape
charlemagneIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
warning
too closeIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
map start
unholy landIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)
enemy fail
chose poorlyIndiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
trap / challenge
you go firstIndiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
banter
hate snakesIndiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
danger
nothing to fearIndiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
improv
make it upIndiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
damage
mileageJaws (1975)
danger
bigger boatJaws (1975)
banter
hate waterJaws (1975)
kill
hot lunchJaws (1975)
taunt
abuseJaws (1975)
sign-off
farewellJurassic Park (1993)
banter
dont get cheapJurassic Park (1993)
banter
piratesJurassic Park (1993)
pickup
expensiveJurassic Park (1993)
enemy
meat eatersJurassic Park (1993)
mess / fail
big pileLadyhawke (1985)
underdog
goliathLadyhawke (1985)
comeback
miraclesLadyhawke (1985)
taunt
disappointedLadyhawke (1985)
banter
weak willedLadyhawke (1985)
escape
mothers wombLive Free or Die Hard (2007)
taunt
beat youLive Free or Die Hard (2007)
weapon dry
out of bulletsLive Free or Die Hard (2007)
banter
classic rockLive Free or Die Hard (2007)
demand
tell meLive Free or Die Hard (2007)
nice play
my momentsMad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
banter
count to threeMad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
duel
two men enterMad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
combat
dying timeMad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
taunt
no mercyMad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)
chaos
no rulesThe Matrix Reloaded (2003)
danger
bad for usThe Matrix Reloaded (2003)
banter
cause effectThe Matrix Reloaded (2003)
taunt
denialThe Matrix Reloaded (2003)
warning
aggravatedThe Matrix Reloaded (2003)
nice play
nice trickMen in Black (1997)
enemy
bugMen in Black (1997)
banter
want coffeeMen in Black (1997)
banter
elvisMen in Black (1997)
hype
look goodMen in Black (1997)
team
men in blackMystery Men (1999)
rage
time bombMystery Men (1999)
stealth
invisibleMystery Men (1999)
banter
teach meMystery Men (1999)
banter
dont correct meMystery Men (1999)
rage
rageThe Patriot (2000)
taunt
better manThe Patriot (2000)
taunt
stupid boyThe Patriot (2000)
counter
not me youThe Patriot (2000)
taunt
cheekyPayback (1999)
damage
my couchPayback (1999)
taunt
curedPayback (1999)
comeback
dead guyPayback (1999)
move
just drivePayback (1999)
kill
home earlyPlanet of the Apes (1968)
taunt
baboonPlanet of the Apes (1968)
banter
destinyPlanet of the Apes (1968)
taunt
paws offPlanet of the Apes (1968)
banter
over 30Planet of the Apes (1968)
rage
maniacsThe Princess Bride (1987)
acknowledge
as you wishThe Princess Bride (1987)
taunt
bluffingThe Princess Bride (1987)
enemy fail
classic blunderThe Princess Bride (1987)
taunt
booThe Princess Bride (1987)
team
brute squadRed Dawn (1984)
defiance
keeps me warmRed Dawn (1984)
challenge
come and get emRed Dawn (1984)
rally
wolverinesThe Road Warrior (1981)
fail
blew itThe Road Warrior (1981)
trap
booby trappedThe Road Warrior (1981)
hype
got brainsThe Road Warrior (1981)
advice
best chanceThe Road Warrior (1981)
combat
dogs of warRobin Hood - Men in Tights (1993)
pause
time outRobin Hood - Men in Tights (1993)
movement fail
cant jumpRobin Hood - Men in Tights (1993)
kill
check pleaseRobin Hood - Men in Tights (1993)
calm
chillRobin Hood - Men in Tights (1993)
banter
english accentRobin Hood - Prince of Thieves (1991)
banter
beerRobin Hood - Prince of Thieves (1991)
taunt
barbarianRobin Hood - Prince of Thieves (1991)
rage
cancel christmasRobin Hood - Prince of Thieves (1991)
taunt
with a spoonRobin Hood - Prince of Thieves (1991)
recruit / challenge
join usSaving Private Ryan (1998)
team
angelsSaving Private Ryan (1998)
rally
on the beachSaving Private Ryan (1998)
combat
let em burnSaving Private Ryan (1998)
hype
in businessSaving Private Ryan (1998)
team
covering fireSerenity (2005)
taunt
try not to faintSerenity (2005)
damage
shot in backSerenity (2005)
round start
bad guysSerenity (2005)
banter
nobody saidSerenity (2005)
rage
damage my calmShaun of the Dead (2004)
warning
dont go upShaun of the Dead (2004)
attack
throw itShaun of the Dead (2004)
combat
bash headShaun of the Dead (2004)
enemy
running buffetShaun of the Dead (2004)
team
cooperationSin City (2005)
combat
having a ballSin City (2005)
death
with a bangSin City (2005)
pickup
nice coatSin City (2005)
taunt
best you gotSin City (2005)
damage
flesh woundStar Trek - First Contact (1996)
enemy adjustment
adaptedStar Trek - First Contact (1996)
kill
assimilate thisStar Trek - First Contact (1996)
taunt
resistance futileStar Trek - First Contact (1996)
challenge
good day to dieStar Trek - First Contact (1996)
danger
red alertStar Trek Generations (1994)
taunt
better to doStar Trek Generations (1994)
danger
new problemStar Trek Generations (1994)
round start
get down to itStar Trek Generations (1994)
banter
lifeformsStar Trek Generations (1994)
challenge
riskStar Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country (1991)
arrival
coming to dinnerStar Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country (1991)
combat
cry havocStar Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country (1991)
hype
this is funStar Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country (1991)
taunt
shut upStar Trek VI - The Undiscovered Country (1991)
banter
to be or notStar Wars Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
near win
almost thereStar Wars Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
danger
bad feelingStar Wars Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
taunt
walking carpetStar Wars Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
taunt
dusting cropsStar Wars Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
taunt
lack of faithStar Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
warning
not afraidStar Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
taunt
size matters notStar Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
banter
your worshipStar Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
kill
failed meStar Wars Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
sign-off
see you hellStar Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
taunt
dark side powerStar Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
dodge
evasive actionStar Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
taunt
feeble skillsStar Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
hype
firepowerStar Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
praise
good shotTerminator 2 - Judgment Day (1991)
kill / sign-off
hasta la vistaTerminator 2 - Judgment Day (1991)
rally
come with meTerminator 2 - Judgment Day (1991)
acknowledge
no problemThree Amigos (1986)
team
three amigosThree Amigos (1986)
problem solving
use our brainsThree Amigos (1986)
taunt
any commentsThree Amigos (1986)
banter
seen itThree Amigos (1986)
rally
fight like lionsTombstone (1993)
challenge
huckleberryTombstone (1993)
taunt
you die firstTombstone (1993)
revenge
hells comingTombstone (1993)
banter
cosmopolitanTombstone (1993)
multi-kill
two gunsTremors (1990)
combat
make extinctTremors (1990)
kill
wrong rec roomTremors (1990)
explosion
cannonTremors (1990)
taunt
einsteinTremors (1990)
banter
national geographicWitness (1985)
banter
not one this bigWitness (1985)
warning
among the englishWitness (1985)
warning
take my pictureThe X Files Movie - Fight the Future (1998)
position
on the roofThe X Files Movie - Fight the Future (1998)
taunt
had youThe X Files Movie - Fight the Future (1998)
banter
free beerThe X Files Movie - Fight the Future (1998)
surprise
very weirdThe 13th Warrior (1999)
taunt
complain muchThe 13th Warrior (1999)
defense fail
keep a cow outThe 13th Warrior (1999)
taunt
when you dieThe 13th Warrior (1999)
map / fall
deep enoughThe 13th Warrior (1999)
fight
engineering dispute2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
demand
answer me2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
refusal
cant do that2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
sign-off
conversation over2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
ready
fully operational2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
fail
human errorNo clips match that search. Try a shorter phrase or switch back to All.
Keep exploring
Check the live server list, tune your client, or learn exactly how the ratings work.